Velvet ~ Moonless Black

Moonless Black Velvet  - EMF protection sewn into a beautiful pillow case.

This pillow is black. I mean totally black, nothing absorbs light like black velvet. Well, maybe a black hole does, but who’s to say… I’ve never been in a black hole. Have you? 

I made sure to get true black, cause that’s what Jude wanted. Jude likes black velvet, double sided velvet, not some sissy pillow. So, I made what Jude wanted. Jude’s my oldest sister. Jude knows exactly what she wants. Jude’s got awesome taste. Jude can spell better than me. Jude is cool.  I mean with a name like Jude how could you not be. Her name is NOT Judy. Judy would buy a bedazzled pillow. Judy doesn’t have red wine and cigarettes for breakfast.